Jerry, you need to find god
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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