just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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