he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
as a side note pls kill me
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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