You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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