Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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