If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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