I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
