Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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