What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize
