and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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