That's intense
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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