just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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