i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Randomize
