Porn is love you can see.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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