I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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