I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
My feet surprised me
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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