He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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