yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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