come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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