How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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