Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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