This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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