At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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