She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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