Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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