those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
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