Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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