I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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