so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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