how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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