I'm jealous of your bromance
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Is Oprah even human
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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