Dual....:-)
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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