My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
