She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
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