are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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