i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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