my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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