chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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