i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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