what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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