he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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