I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize