How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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