so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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