Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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