We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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