This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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