I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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