This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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