you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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