i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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