This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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