I accidentally burped into my bong.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
it glows. i had to have it.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize