just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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