I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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